Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others And Some Are Targets

Per Clif at Outside The Tent, Old McDonalds Petting Zoo in Woodville, Ala., has been designated as a potential terrorist target by the Department of Homeland Security.

Sure this is just one of those silly things that happen -- or it would be, except that it's only barely more ridiculous than the guy who was going to destroy the Brooklyn Bridge with a blow torch.

The clowns are in charge, and the truly horrifying part is, they're not even competent clowns.