Could They Have Done It? Not Bloody Likely

Turns out its not quite so easy to mix up a bomb while you're on a plane. Who'da thought there might actually be a reasonable explanation for why they haven't been worrying about liquids up to now? And who'da thought they'd be running around banning everything from hair gel to bottled water just because it makes for good theater, even if it doesn't do much for security.

They can't implement the 9-11 Commission suggestions, but they can take away Grandma's Maalox. What a bunch of wankers we've got "keeping us safe."